1 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:04,071 - I'm having this baby here! 2 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:05,339 - Cheyenne, this is unacceptable. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,008 You're suspended with pay. 4 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,638 - What you did back there was awesome. 5 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,511 - They let me go. - They fired Glenn. 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,111 So about that walkout? 7 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,681 I know you're scared, 8 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:17,181 but rest assured Cloud 9 will be fine without you. 9 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,386 Oh, and have a heavenly day. 10 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,655 - [sighing] 11 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,525 - [raspberries] 12 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:38,035 That's what I think of her. 13 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,169 - Yeah, she's a fart noise. 14 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,043 - Yeah! - [raspberries] 15 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,277 [all making raspberry sound] 16 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,437 - Yeah. 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,045 - Listen, who cares about Dina? 18 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,207 We did it. - Yeah! 19 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,154 - We did it! [cheers and applause] 20 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:01,094 - So do we just go home now or... 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,767 [upbeat music] 22 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:11,199 - All the time, man. - Yeah? So you heard it too? 23 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,465 [overlapping chatter] 24 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,607 - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, 25 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,067 please, let me help you with that, okay? 26 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,076 - Oh, thanks. - You're welcome. 27 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,337 - Glenn! - What? 28 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,644 - What are you doing, man? We're protesting. 29 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,846 - Oh, right! Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 30 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,649 I'm--I'm-- Good luck with that. 31 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,581 - Oh, my God, what have I done? 32 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,746 Okay, I never meant to get involved in a strike. 33 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,755 I just got caught up in the drama. 34 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,417 - This is not a strike. - Yeah, it is. 35 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,485 What would you call it? 36 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,361 - A...demonstration? 37 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,198 An expression of discontentedness? 38 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,798 I don't know, we're just here to get Glenn's job back. 39 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,729 - Mm, "Noun. A refusal to work, 40 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,504 organized by a body of employees as a form of protest." 41 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,772 - Okay, it doesn't matter what we call it. 42 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:48,209 - It's not a strike. - Guys, should we be concerned 43 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,239 that a Cloud 9 corporate car just pulled in? 44 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,575 - We are screwed. 45 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,750 They just sent an enforcer to drop the hammer on us. 46 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,116 [car alarm chirps] 47 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,390 - Dennis, did I put you on go-backs 48 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,690 or did I tell you to stand around crying 49 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,127 about your dead dog all day? 50 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,527 Get in the game. We're understaffed. 51 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,528 Hi. 52 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,129 Oh, who buys these? 53 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,761 - Excuse me. 54 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,795 Hi, I'm Jeff Sutton. I'm the District Manager. 55 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,801 - Could I see some ID? 56 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,803 - Sure. 57 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,774 - Just a second. 58 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,137 You photograph terribly. Never model. 59 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,411 - Uh, who are you? 60 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:25,911 - Dina Fox, Assistant Manager. 61 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,681 Well, I used to be Assistant Manager. 62 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,550 I had to resign my position in order to pursue 63 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,150 a sexual relationship with a subordinate. 64 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,820 Didn't work out. Not really your business. 65 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,420 Anyway, I've gone ahead and taken my old job back. 66 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:39,692 - Okay, I'm gonna have to let Corporate know about that. 67 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,428 - I get it. You want me to work for it. 68 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,558 Show you I got what it takes. 69 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,831 Here we go. - Okay. 70 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,699 - How many you want, 50? Hundred? 71 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,829 I could for sure do seven. 72 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,234 - No, thank you. 73 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,895 No push-ups are necessary today for this. 74 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:52,304 Maybe just run outside and grab whoever's in charge 75 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,706 and ask them to come in for a meeting? 76 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,167 - Of course. 77 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,936 I mean, that's what an assistant manager does, right? 78 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,312 - Yes. - And for the record, 79 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,712 your body would photograph great. 80 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,448 It's just your face that's bad. 81 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,578 - Oh. - Jump on register one, Jeff. 82 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,184 - Oh, hi. 83 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,446 Um... 84 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,722 [indistinct chatter] 85 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,322 - Excuse me. [all boo] 86 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,455 Your boos fuel me. 87 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:13,859 I'm here to talk to the heat. 88 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,461 - I assume Amy and I are the heat? 89 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,562 - District Manager Jeff Sutton wants a meeting. 90 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,765 - Okay, yeah. We'll talk. 91 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,897 - Yes! I knew I could get you. 92 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,572 All right, break room, ten minutes. 93 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,972 If you're not there by then... 94 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,474 well, we'll wait. 95 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,876 - Okay, what are our demands? 96 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,378 - No, we don't have demands. 97 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,709 We just want Glenn's job back. 98 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,749 - Hear, hear. - And if they say no, 99 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,349 we go back to work anyway! 100 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,751 - Mateo. 101 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,222 - Why not try to get more than Glenn's job back, right? 102 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,389 I mean, we're already on strike. 103 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,689 - We're not on strike. 104 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,491 - We're already on expression of discontentedness. 105 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,229 Why not ask for things like-- 106 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,397 like, uh, better health insurance? 107 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,797 - And we don't get paid for overtime, 108 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,367 even when we work overtime. 109 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,627 - There you go, Sandra. 110 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,765 - Yeah, they should let us vape in the store, right? 111 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,870 - Well... 112 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,608 - I want Cloud 9 to be closer to my house. 113 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:04,438 - Guys, if we go in there asking for everything, 114 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,905 we're gonna get nothing, okay? 115 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,314 We need to get Glenn's job back. 116 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,916 - [high-pitched] Oh, so just like that 117 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,518 and the vaping thing, huh? 118 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,288 [normal voice] Yeah, good idea, madam. 119 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,648 - Dougie, we all know that's you. 120 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,516 You're the only one who vapes. 121 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,585 [DJ Khaled's "All I Do is Win (Remix)"] 122 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,262 - ♪ All I do is win, win, win ♪ 123 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:22,562 ♪ No matter what, what ♪ 124 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,697 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 125 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,597 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 126 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,929 ♪ Whenever me and Khaled do the remix ♪ 127 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,965 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 128 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,300 ♪ Go up ♪ 129 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,009 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 130 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,380 ♪ And they say yeah, yeah ♪ 131 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,547 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 132 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,777 ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down ♪ 133 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,418 ♪ Up, down, up, down ♪ 134 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:47,418 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 135 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,921 ♪ And if you going in ♪ 136 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,622 ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪ 137 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,424 ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪ 138 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,756 - I'm not making fun of you. It's just so pink. 139 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,398 - It's all they had in my size. 140 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,428 And will you please take off that stupid fedora? 141 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,633 - It completes the look. 142 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,604 - You look like Carmen Sandiego. 143 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,440 - We do not negotiate with terrorists. 144 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,670 - Who's the terrorist in this scenario, Dina? 145 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,706 - That suit you're wearing. 146 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,410 - Eh, no one's a terrorist. 147 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,880 Again, you don't have to be here. 148 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,080 - Oh, I'm not gonna leave you alone with these two monsters. 149 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,619 - Okay, so why don't you guys just tell me what you want? 150 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,987 - Well, Jeff, it's really quite-- 151 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,587 - I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm gonna need a minute. 152 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,889 I'm not saying anything. 153 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,321 I'm just doing this to intimidate him. 154 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,456 Nod your head. 155 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,991 That was way too big. Smaller nods. 156 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,326 Okay, now giggle like I said something charming. 157 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,762 - Okay, Jeff, what we want 158 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,566 is for Glenn to be rehired as Store Manager. 159 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,738 - I would sooner slit my throat and Jeff's throat 160 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:38,998 before I'd let that happen. 161 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,336 - Dina, if-- if you're gonna be here, 162 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:42,642 I just need you to observe. 163 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,843 - Ah, Assistant Manager style. 164 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:45,905 I got it. 165 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:49,750 - So I am authorized to rehire Glenn. 166 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,380 - Really? 167 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,415 Well, that's-- that's great. 168 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,350 - Fantastic news, Jeff. Thanks. 169 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,016 - [whispered] Take that off. 170 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:01,694 that you and the rest of the employees sign here. 171 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,955 Then everybody can get back to work, 172 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,663 and I can go home, which is a relief 173 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,955 'cause they've got me in a motel out by the airport. 174 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,026 It says, "continental breakfast," 175 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,134 but it's, like, cereal and toast. 176 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,125 I'm like, "I can make that at home." 177 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,636 - I didn't look. I was running late. 178 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,438 - I'm sorry, excuse me. This is an apology letter. 179 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:17,711 Are you asking us to apologize for walking out? 180 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,111 - I know it's annoying, 181 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:21,849 but you're gonna have to give Corporate a little something. 182 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,917 - Oh. 183 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,817 We're supposed to give Corporate a little something. 184 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,957 That's hilarious because you fired our boss for giving 185 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,717 Cheyenne maternity leave. You don't give us overtime. 186 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,526 You don't give us health insurance, and we're not allowed 187 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,458 to vape in the store. Myrtle's got a-- 188 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,532 - Maybe not as high up on the priority list. 189 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,532 - Okay, can I offer some advice? 190 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,803 You guys walked out with no planning. 191 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,903 You have no experience. 192 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,065 I can see the tag on your sleeve. 193 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,877 My point is you're just in way over your heads. 194 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,937 So sign the letter. Say thank you. 195 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,546 And then don't do anything you're gonna regret. 196 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,680 - [chuckles] 197 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,945 We are on strike! - We are still on strike! 198 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,554 - Why do you have to be like that? 199 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,516 We are on strike for the first time! 200 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,997 - So they wouldn't give Glenn's job back? 201 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,157 - No, they offered it to us, 202 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,425 but we said, "That's not good enough." 203 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,634 - Yeah. - All right! 204 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,696 Turning down my job! 205 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,740 What an awesome idea! 206 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,840 - Glenn, your job is still a priority, 207 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,710 and we can get that and more. 208 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:24,840 - Sandra, you were saying 209 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,105 you weren't getting paid for overtime? 210 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,448 - I didn't mean to complain. 211 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,508 - No, Sandra, you were right to complain. 212 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,916 This is what change looks like. 213 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,988 Regular people like us demanding action. 214 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,818 Corporate says we're in over our heads. 215 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,525 I think we're in under our heads. 216 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,127 [scattered chatter] 217 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,597 - Just go with it, guys. 218 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,857 She's going, she's flowing. 219 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,865 She's dressed like Barbara Bush. 220 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,027 - Tomorrow we're gonna come back with signs. 221 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,096 - We're gonna have T-shirts. - T-shirts. 222 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,707 - We're gonna have one of those big, inflatable rats. 223 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,607 - Yes, and we are gonna-- 224 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,909 - Burn down the store! 225 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,510 - Um, good energy, Dougie. 226 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,647 - I like where your head's at. - No bad ideas. 227 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,647 So who's ready to stick it to Cloud 9? 228 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,879 [cheers and applause] - All right! 229 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:07,221 As Dr. Martin Luther King once said-- 230 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,051 - No, no. - No. No is right. 231 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,216 We'll see you tomorrow. 232 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:13,160 - For our first day of strike! 233 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,090 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 234 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,495 Boycott Cloud 9! 235 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,958 Boycott Cloud 9! 236 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,496 Boycott Cloud 9! 237 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,802 - Well, this came together really well. 238 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,638 I mean, one day. - Yeah. 239 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,568 And it's kinda nice to be out here 240 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,173 doing something important. 241 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,235 - Yeah. 242 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:32,679 - Someone needs to clean the porta potty. 243 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,079 - What porta potty? 244 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,782 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 245 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,552 Boycott Cloud 9! 246 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,552 - Oh, God. 247 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,988 Okay, everybody needs 248 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,258 to stay out of the garden shed. 249 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,093 - Morning. How was your night? 250 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,528 - Oh, not great actually. 251 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,728 They put me in a room by the runway, 252 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,789 and the noise was just-- 253 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:50,856 - Well, I slept here. 254 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,032 Guarded the store with my life. 255 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,767 Don't worry, I don't smell. 256 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,627 Took a whore's bath in the ladies' room this morning. 257 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,166 Just the major stink zones. 258 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,239 You know, armpits, posterior, vag. 259 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,708 That's, uh, in the front in case you're a homosexual. 260 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,238 - Yeah, I know where all the parts are, thank you. 261 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,811 - Oh, okay. Anyway, just showing you 262 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,747 what I bring to the table as Assistant Manager. 263 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,107 And I'm gonna break the strike. 264 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,745 - Mm, I'm not asking you to do that. 265 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,919 - I got it. 266 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,149 You can't ask me. 267 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,988 Don't worry, 'cause you just did. 268 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,618 [laughs] Just tell me what to do. 269 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,692 I mean, we've got baseball bats, fire hoses. 270 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:19,822 I mean, it's the first time for me, 271 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,856 so if you take the lead-- 272 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,929 - Okay, no. 273 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,189 So we just want to end this peacefully. 274 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,326 We don't want to trample on anybody's civil rights. 275 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:28,702 - Ooh, but that-- that sounds so good to me. 276 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,070 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 277 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,239 - Who is that? - I don't know. 278 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,708 I mean, I Tweeted out 279 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,208 and I guess just all these people showed up to support us. 280 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,810 Not to brag, but I have, like, 1,500 followers, 281 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,248 and then they inevitably retweet, 282 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,848 and so it's essentially like community organizing, 283 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,219 which is actually how Obama got started-- 284 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,019 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 285 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,821 - Excuse me. 286 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,592 I know this looks like Coachella, 287 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,092 but if you were waiting for the bands to start playing, 288 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,293 you're gonna be sorely disappointed. 289 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,755 - I'm actually here to support. 290 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,298 You know, if anyones's gonna protest a big-box store, 291 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,858 I'm there. 292 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,866 - Oh, okay, well, I guess it's cool to have hobbies. 293 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,268 If I wasn't here, I'd just be at home 294 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,700 shooting Hellspawn. 295 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,365 I'm sorry, that's a reference to-- 296 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,608 - "Dead Chaser 4." 297 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,938 - Yeah. - Yeah, I know. 298 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,978 I mean, how much better is it than "Dead Chaser 3"? 299 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,938 I mean, now when you shoot people in the head... 300 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,276 both: Their brains come out. 301 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,217 - Well, I'm having a good day. 302 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,877 I am having a very good day. 303 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,886 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 304 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,857 Boycott Cloud 9! 305 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,887 Boycott Cloud 9! 306 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,628 Boycott Cloud 9. 307 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,198 - Boycott Cloud 9. Boycott Cloud 9. 308 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,997 [clears throat] Here, let me help you out with that. 309 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,307 Oh, almost done with this display. 310 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,367 - Nice work. - Thank you. 311 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:46,176 It's Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanag on the job. 312 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,279 Not like those sons of bitches outside. 313 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,081 Here, take this. 314 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,654 - Please disperse. 315 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,223 I have been authorized to break this strike, 316 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,423 and I will hose you. 317 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,661 [all booing] 318 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,191 You've been warned. 319 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,296 No, no. [laughter] 320 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,067 Okay. 321 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,297 Oh, come on. 322 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,901 - Oh, that looks refreshing. 323 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,673 [laughter] - No, no, no! 324 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,107 - Look, a rainbow! 325 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:17,677 - Why isn't there a setting that hurts people? 326 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,008 [laughter and chatter] 327 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:24,077 [funk music plays] 328 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,221 - Hey, how's the rat coming? 329 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,358 - The blower's plugged in. 330 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,288 I just gotta hook it up to the valve. 331 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,093 Is this the valve? - I don't know. 332 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,225 Look, can you just hurry up? 333 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,698 Because the news just got here, 334 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,298 and I really want us to look professional. 335 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,099 Uh, hey, Dougie! - Huh? 336 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,101 - I'm gonna have you wait in your car, okay? 337 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,771 - Great idea. I'm not gonna let you down. 338 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,107 - Thanks, bud. - All right? Okay. 339 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,967 all: Boycott Cloud 9! 340 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,105 Boycott Cloud 9! 341 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,847 - I'm Mo Frank, reporting live from the Cloud 9 342 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,277 on Ozark Highlands Road 343 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,282 where things are anything but heavenly. 344 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,319 We're here with Amy "Dub-anowski," 345 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,419 who is one of-- - "Doob-anowski." 346 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,050 - I'm sorry? - "Doob-anowski." 347 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,915 - Amy "Doob-anowski," who is the organizer of this protest. 348 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,725 Amy, uh, what's this about? 349 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,287 - Thank you, Mo. 350 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,155 Well, we are Cloud 9 employees, 351 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,767 and we are asking people to boycott the store. 352 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,737 Really, what it comes down to, what this is all about is-- 353 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,167 - Making sure that transgender people 354 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,271 should not be allowed in a women's bathroom! 355 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,908 - What? [crowd booing] 356 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,408 - No, that's not at all-- 357 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,110 - So, Amy Dubanowski, why is restricting trans rights 358 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,881 so important to you? - No, it's--it's not. 359 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,381 - I'm sorry, there's been a misunderstanding. 360 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,451 I Tweeted out to my 1,506 followers, 361 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,981 and I should have been more clear 362 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,916 that we're just protesting our thing. 363 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,151 - Down with the government! 364 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,416 Statehood for Puerto Rico! 365 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,024 - No! No! - Okay. 366 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,925 - This is about workers' rights. 367 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,287 Workers' rights. 368 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,025 We're asking customers to boycott the store 369 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,901 because this company is a rat, okay? 370 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,302 It is a dirty, filthy rat! 371 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,810 - Oh, it's adorable. - It's so cute. 372 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,240 - [chuckles] 373 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,075 I believe that's actually a teddy bear. 374 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,950 - Yeah, Mo, I can see that it's a teddy bear. 375 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,517 - I ordered a rat, but there was a mix-up at the rental house. 376 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,521 We got the teddy bear, and I guess there's 377 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,123 a five-year-old in Crestwood 378 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,524 having a horrifying birthday party. 379 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,526 - Well, they're having a better day than we are. 380 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,128 - Look, I want you to know that 381 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,498 not all Christians are bigots, okay? 382 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,958 That one is. That's Maggie. 383 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,866 She goes to my church. 384 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:22,998 She thinks she's so great 385 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,903 because she has a karaoke machine. 386 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,265 - Garrett, isn't that the girl you were talking to? 387 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,309 - Eh, I knew there had to be a catch. 388 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,239 I just thought it'd be something I could live with, 389 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,980 like she's just real stupid or something. 390 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,280 - Please disperse! 391 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,317 This is your final warning. 392 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,917 - You're gonna turn a pressure washer on us? 393 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,388 - Yeah, that could legit kill somebody. 394 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,088 - Yeah, that's why it's a deterrent. 395 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,219 - Whoa, whoa, oh! 396 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,124 - That's my new car! 397 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,126 - What are you doing? 398 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,457 - Turn it off! - I'm trying. 399 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,361 - Why are you doing this? 400 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,903 - [panting] 401 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,537 I...think I've made my point. 402 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,537 [all screaming] 403 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,008 - ♪ And your mama too ♪ 404 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,208 ♪ 'Cause we about to go down ♪ 405 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,179 ♪ And you know just what to do ♪ 406 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,109 ♪ Wave your hands in the air... ♪ 407 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,917 - It feels like no matter what we do out here, 408 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:14,947 people are still in there buying stuff like normal. 409 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,955 - Then maybe we need to go inside 410 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,588 and stop them from buying stuff. 411 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,926 - You--you need to explain-- - Yeah. 412 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,068 I was going to explain more. - Okay. 413 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,068 [rock music] 414 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,917 - Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. 415 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,487 The spider infestation in produce has been 80% contained. 416 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,247 So we will be focusing our attention 417 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,586 on the bedbug infestation in the mattress section. 418 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,228 Meanwhile, we are down to only one raccoon 419 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,958 Unfortunately, that raccoon has grown powerful 420 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,995 beyond our wildest fears. 421 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,113 - Don't buy that. 422 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:17,250 Mm, these have all the luxury of Egyptian cotton 423 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,650 at half the price. 424 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,289 - [coughing, sneezing] 425 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,085 - What a mess! 426 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,456 I'm taking my business to Target. 427 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,538 I'm sorry, Dennis. It's just 'cause of the strike. 428 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,668 - Excuse me! 429 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:43,043 Support our strike by boycotting Cloud 9. 430 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,577 Don't give your money to a company 431 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,477 that mistreats its employees. 432 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,009 - I don't know about youse guys, 433 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,184 but this broad's making some good sense, huh? 434 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,385 - Boycott Cloud 9! 435 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,119 Thank you! People power! 436 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,326 Power to the people! 437 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,197 - That was great. - Good job, everybody. 438 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,427 - We did it, guys. - That was really good. 439 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,333 - Great job. - Who are they? 440 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,036 - Oh, I know those dudes. 441 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,267 They're from the Kirkwood branch. 442 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,502 - Oh, my God, it's spreading. 443 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,166 - Tight. - Hey! 444 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,975 - Thank you! - Welcome! 445 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,637 - Thank you for your support. - Where are they going? 446 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,446 - Thanks again for coming, guys. - Appreciate it. 447 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,448 Hey, there he is, all right. - Thanks a lot. 448 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,650 - They're not here to join us. 449 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,387 They're here to replace us. 450 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,447 - Then why did they high-five us? 451 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,456 - It's reflexive. - Hmm? 452 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,459 Oh, yeah. 453 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,555 - Okay, everybody, listen up, please. 454 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,695 They just want things the way they were. 455 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,301 Dina is back as Assistant Manager. 456 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,071 [all booing] - It is both an honor 457 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,439 and a privilege to be able-- 458 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,569 - And anybody who's willing 459 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,165 to come in and sign the letter 460 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,636 by the end of the day, we welcome you back. 461 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,645 Glenn, that goes for you too. 462 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,507 - But I'm Glenn. 463 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,716 - Really? - Yeah. 464 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,748 - Oh, he just has an air of authority about him. 465 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,055 Anyway, if that's something you feel you can't do, 466 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,187 I understand, and I wish you well. 467 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,462 Okay. 468 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,062 - Wait. - Hey. 469 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,464 - No, no, hey, guys. 470 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,465 They're not really gonna replace us! 471 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,767 What are they gonna do, 472 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,399 find someone who stocks go-backs like Mateo 473 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,405 or who works the cash register like Elias? 474 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,538 - Yes. 475 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,112 Those are both very easy things to do. 476 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,081 - Scab! 477 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,184 - Hey, Nik-Nik-Nikki. 478 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,346 I had a quick just, like, silly question for you. 479 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,256 Uh, how serious are you about all this 480 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,828 sort of trans bathroom stuff? - What do you mean? 481 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,358 - I mean, like, is it the only thing you think about 482 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,499 or is it more like one of those 483 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,768 barely talk about it, just how you were raised, 484 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,668 opinion could change if you surrounded yourself 485 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,400 with a cooler, more diverse group of friends type deals? 486 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,606 - No, I think it's pretty simple. 487 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,237 I mean, you're born a gender. 488 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,242 I think it's unnatural to try and change that. 489 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,144 - That's what I was afraid of. Hey-- 490 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,406 - Think about it this way. 491 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,849 Your brain doesn't make you a woman. 492 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,517 Breasts make you a woman. 493 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:08,387 You know, these make you a woman. 494 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,788 - You're not gonna make this easy on me, are you? 495 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,790 [pop music playing] 496 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,795 - Boycott Cloud 9! 497 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,500 Boycott--I see you, Andre! 498 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,796 Sandra, what are you doing? 499 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,266 - Sandra! 500 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,710 Come back to work, Sandra. 501 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,679 - Sandra, no, no. 502 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,448 - Come here, Sandra. Sandra, come here. 503 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,417 - Sandra, no, stay. - Come here, come here. 504 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,777 - Sandra, Sandra, stay. - Sandra, come here! 505 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,115 - Come back. Come on, girl. 506 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,387 - Come here, Sandra. - Come on! 507 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,247 No, Sandra. Sandra, Sandra, Sandra, stay. 508 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,316 Sandra, come back. Come here, baby. 509 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,391 Come on. Come on, girl. 510 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,521 - Come on! - Sandra, stay! 511 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,726 Sandra, no! - Good girl. 512 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,798 - Bad Sandra! 513 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,503 - You sure it's okay if I go back? 514 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,837 - Yep. 515 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,197 You stuck it out as long as you could. 516 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,466 You're one of the good ones. 517 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,644 - Yeah, it was tough, but principles. 518 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,747 - Hey, dude, I'm bouncing. 519 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,347 - You're gonna go out with that girl? 520 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,749 Isn't she kind of a bigot? 521 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,450 - Okay, dude, I'm the black guy in a wheelchair. 522 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,720 I'll decide who the bigots are. 523 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,520 - Oh, no, you're right. I'm sorry. 524 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,458 - And this girl is a bigot, but I have a plan. 525 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,788 I'm gonna take her out to dinner. 526 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,461 Then I'm gonna have sex with her. 527 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,729 A couple times. 528 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,329 Possibly six. 529 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,760 But then when she asks for more, 530 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,325 I'm gonna say no. - Ah. 531 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,468 - Not unless she takes a look 532 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,598 at who she is as a person 533 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,337 and makes some serious changes. 534 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,467 - Well, that will show her. 535 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,608 - I'm just trying to make the world a better place, dude. 536 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,377 - Thank you so much for your service. 537 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,507 - This is what Martin Luther King would do. 538 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,917 Let's go, girl! Ha ha! 539 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:50,655 - Thank you guys so much for getting me my job back. 540 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,237 - [sighs] 541 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,607 You don't have to stay out here, you know? 542 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,677 - Oh, no, I'm staying out as long as you do. 543 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:16,508 Which is when, do you think? 544 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,246 - I don't know. Maybe forever. 545 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,922 - Cool. 546 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,955 - It's just that as soon as we put these signs down 547 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,518 it's all over. 548 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,656 All of it. Like it never happened. 549 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,430 Just back to square one. 550 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,600 Everything's gonna be back to the way it used to be. 551 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,431 Except for that garden shed. 552 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,996 That's never gonna be the same. 553 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,004 - You know, just because we go inside 554 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,536 doesn't mean it's over. 555 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,643 The fight'll go on. This was just the first punch. 556 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:52,517 - So... 557 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:56,348 to be continued? 558 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,316 - To be continued. 559 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,029 [both sigh] 560 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,669 - I'm exhausted. 561 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,938 It's hard work not working. 562 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,838 - Yeah. 563 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,571 - My feet hurt. 564 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,676 - Well, we have been on strike for two full days. 565 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,808 - One day. 566 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,712 - Mmm, agree to disagree.